Okay, I’m sure by the title of this blog you’re already calling B.S. I mean you hear about people getting attacked by pitbulls but not too many people actuallly know someone who has been attacked. Well, as of Wednesday this week, it happened to me.
I agreed to watch my friend’s dog over the weekend and we decided it would be best to meet the dog first with my friend. So we walk in his apartment, he was obviously excited and I didn’t think too much of it at the time. Although, I did have a bad feeling. Matt (my friend, the owner of the dog who is a Pit/Boxer and 75lbs) decided to take Tyson (the dog) for a walk. All was good, we returned, nothing too out of the ordinary. Than I was instructed to pet him, so I did. I pet him, he licked me and when I went to stand back up, he jumped up and bit my face knocking my tooth out instantly. Needless to say it was pure chaos after that. Blood everwhere, I’m freaking out, Matt is freaking out, the dog still running around. Matt grabbed Tyson and safely put him in the other room away from the blood and us. It wasn’t until a few minutes later that I realized he took a bite out of my face.
Here I am 48 hours later, a trip the ER and emergency dental work (thanks for Dr. Rossi:) and couldn’t feel more lucky. What if Tyson would’ve locked his jaw? What if he would’ve ripped my lip completely off? I’m not really trippin off scars…that’s not a big deal to me. I feel bad that Matt feels so bad. I know it wasn’t his fault, it was a freak accident. Needless to say, if he would’ve thought this was even a possibility, he wouldn’t have invited me over in the first place. If it was a strangers dog it would be alot easier, it’s just the dynamics of it all. I love dogs, feel bad for the dog, feel bad for myself, feel bad for my friend who feels bad and we’re now faced w/ medical bills..and NO ONE wanted this…
Makes you realize how lucky/unlucky you can be and in the split of a second, life can be altered.
Be safe this weekend and no kissing dogs hard on the mouth…unless you’re doing some serious dog spooning, which is always nice:)
So I got a tweet last night from a friend who has alot of friends in high and low places (AKA Strawberry) and he had the winners for tonight’s MTV Video Music Awards. Is the list accurate? We shall see??
Also, I’m sure you’re are dyyyyying to see my next Sextape Training Video?!?!! “The Art Of Role Playing” . Well, if you want to find out how YOU can make a successful sextape click below:)
At the other radio station I work at, the boss was out of town, so I decided to record a “Sex Tape Training Video” in his office? uhh..DUHH! Check it here! Is it a coincidence the video is less than 2 minutes? FML…
So I’m sure you’ve heard Britney Spears’ single “Radar” BUT have you seen the video???
Also, for you women, I have 1 sex tip. I truly mean this when I say, “DO THIS OR HE WILL CHEAT ON YOU!!!” (If he’s given the opportunity of course). Read HERE!
yup..its true! Kevin Jonas is engaged. Kevin’s parents released this statement, “
His parents, Kevin Sr. and Denise Jonas, just released the following statement: “Our hearts are filled with joy today and we are happy to share with you that our son Kevin has asked Danielle Deleasa for her hand in marriage. Her answer was yes and it is such a blessing that she will be joining our family. Kevin and Danielle have not yet set a date. Family is very dear to us and we hope we have raised Kevin to be a wonderful man and husband. Please join us in our families celebration and in congratulating Kevin and Danielle. Thank you for all of your support. “
How very nice of the recession proof couple to get engaged:)
Now on to more important things..ME…what? ya, I’ve been feeling under the weather lately which is not vibey. Especially since I just started a new workout routine with a new workout partner (that doesn’t sound straight..and neither does that fact that he is a former male stripper and bodybuilder champion and has his tongue pierced)..so ya, my point..umm..ohh ya, I’m trying to get buff but its tough when you’re lying in bed and sweating like a hooker in church because your temperature has risen to the point where Satan would want a popsicle…just sayin. ya…i’ll keep you posted cause i’m SURE you all want to know what’s going on with that Later
Obviously by now you know Michael Jackson passed away last week. There are different components of his life that are tough to ignore. The allegations of molestation and the musical genius he contributed. I try to stay on the positive because let’s face it, myself nor you know the truth behind the allegations. As silly as this sounds, I never thought MJ would die. Not that I though he would live forever, but I just really never thought of him dying. I was hoping my kids (assuming I have some) would be around to see him make another comeback. I also realized that the absolute pinnacle of “coolness” is Michael Jackson. Okay, maybe in 10 years Kanye, JT, etc might have that kind of influence however, at the end of the day, they’re just wannabe MJ’s anyway. So now what? Who’s going to takeover?…I guess time will tell.
On a similar note, we all know that songs sound better on the radio. Yes, sounds self indulging but there’s a different feeling that takes over when your favorite song pops up on the radio as opposed to pressing play on your ipod. AND since Michael Jackson is the pinnacle of that…we’re remembering his music and his life this weekend by playing all your favorite MJ hits. How good does Michael Jackson songs sound on the radio???? Listen and find out!!!
For more info, MJ videos and for FREE Michael Jackson tribute mixes..click HERE!
So, can you actually believe there are people that don’t think I was the 6th member of The New Kids On The Block?? haha fools! How could they not? Especially since there’s proof below that I have ALL THE VOCALS!!
Back to work….booo! anyways, here some fun stuff for you to help kill time…
10 THINGS NOT TO SAY TO YOUR MAN AFTER SEX!
Of course we know NONE of you ladies would ever want to say anything bad to your man after the sweet lovin’ but in case you want to crush his spirit..click HERE:)
5 SECRETS ALL GUYS KEEP FROM YOU!
uhh not that we have secrets or anything..hehe;) check THIS out!
10 THINGS HE’S REALLY THINKING WHEN HE SEES YOU IN YOUR SWIMSUIT!
Believe it or not..we actually think nice, non-disrespectful things….sometimes;) Check it HERE
HANGOVER CURES THAT REALLY WORK!
uhh..ya…not that I’m hungover or anything while at work, cause I know that you’re not..RIGHT? Especially after a Holiday weekend! lol..anyways, some classic hangover remedies to get you through your workday..CLICK HERE!
Happy Sunday Funday to you! Awesome weather, Memorial Day weekend is almost here, the economy might or might not be getting better and I sprained my neck. YES, I sprained my neck…way to go me. How did I do it? uhh..working out!..duhh! lol..anyways, peep my blog as I take another medical party pill:)
Lady Gaga: The Early Years…
OMFG! Lady Gaga looks NORMAL?!?!?!? Click HERE for more pics!
Online Booty Call!
SSS-match.com…E-Harmony Shmee-Harmony…its all about havin some pre-martial sex with no strings attached! Check it HERE my fellow mammals;)
What Is Your Dog Thinking?
Speaking of mammals, or sex or animals..my dog Lucy!..what? Ever wonder what you’re dog is thinking? Mine, just wants to know why I always sniff her while I’m spooning her against her will after a long night of drinking…anyways, THIS app on iPhone says it can help…
I’m Pissed Off At Work!!
Btw, I got PISSED this week at the other station I work for in Sacramento…
Times are tough…damn right they are. Ever thought about having your baby work for you? Meaning…YOU going to London to see Michael Jackson! HERE’S your chance!!!
Tweeting GOOD for your relationship?
THIS article says so…btw, follow me! twitter.com (Do me..and I’ll do you back;)
7 Reminders for ”How To Date”
(here’s another white couple that’s not worried about the economy..lol) ..and for those of you ladies who are newly single for the summer, don’t forget the basics of dating! And don’t forget to follow me on twitter again! haha:)
Sorry its been awhile since I’ve updated my blog. I’ve been really busy with my other station in Sacramento and still trying to shed a few more lbs. I’m down to 179lbs (I’m trying to get between 170-175 by April 4th…so aside from eating ice, any suggestions? lol. Other than that, stayed up pretty late last night, til about 6am..then got up at 9am..then couldn’t go back to sleep..don’t you hate that?!?!?!
9 REASONS PEOPLE CHEAT
…so speaking of staying up til 6am when my girfriend is outta town (just kidding babe, I love you;) I found THIS article. My theory is that MOST people cheat and MOST people have been cheated on. I admit it..I have cheated and been cheated on. You?
10 THINGS GUYS THINK ABOUT DURING THE SWEET LOVIN!!
As a man who lives in sin, I can say MOST of these are true..and SOME you don’t want to know…click HERE to check out the article.
THE MOVIN MENAGE A TROIS!
From cheating, to sex..what comes next? THE JONAS BROTHERS!! lol. As you know, we have your chance to see JB EVERYDAY AT 3PM! Click HERE to find out more information…
BAY AREA MAN TWITTERS THROUGH HOME BREAK-IN
umm ya..this dude is like me…tweets all the damn time! However, I would’ve called the fricken cops..NOT tweet! DUDE!..I’m just sayin… Read HERE
..that’s enough from me, I’m gonna go tweet that I’m writing about a guy that tweets…what? yes..i’m serious. FOLLOW ME!
Later
